Ah! What a relief it would be
To live so far away from society.
To no longer be scared by the daggers of humanity
And to be alone, far from the insanity
That festers in populated places and towns,
Over-packed and destroyed by pestering clowns.
This age is vile, and I’ve made up my mind
To have no further commerce with mankind.
I am proud to say that I’ve made an offer
On this delightful piece of property in the middle of no where.
I am hoping to move there in a few months or less,
And I’ll be sure not to give anyone my new mailing address.